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Breaking Bad trivia: Actor playing one of "the cousins" has "Fuck You" tattooed ON HIS EYELIDS. I got "Nice" "To Meet You" on mine.

@TonyJonesPhoto NO! I love that show.

The best show on TV right is BREAKING BAD. Watch that shit. New season premieres tonight at 10/9c on AMC.

@micahwhite DC and all dates are on http://azizisbored.com/dangerouslydelicious

Shit, sorry the New York link is fixed!! Here it is: http://www.livenation.com/edp/eventId/419465

Regular ticket onsales for all shows on my standup tour have begun: http://bit.ly/bnGD7m (DM me for scalped Bieber tix.)

Audio: Duran Duran - The Chauffeur Just wanted to post this song cause its fucking awesome and I’m listening... http://tumblr.com/xkq7nnsy6

Duran Duran - The Chauffeur

Just wanted to post this song cause its fucking awesome and I’m listening to it now.

- Where am I??? I have a cranial massage hat on my head! Ahhhh!

Since people keep asking, I will be crystal clear NO JOKES FROM INTIMATE MOMENTS ON THE NEW TOUR.

If you missed out on the presale, you can still get tickets for my tour on the general onsale. Regular tickets go on sale starting today and tomorrow.

Click here to see when your city goes on sale and grab tickets

Don’t be left scalping em like they were Bieber tickets, act now.

You can also sign up for my mailing list to get ticket sale alerts and other great info. Go here: http://ow.ly/1o9Mh

The Dangerously Delicious Tour pre-sale has ended but the general tickets will be available soon. On-sale times here: http://ow.ly/1o9zV

You can also sign up for my mailing list to get ticket sale alerts and other great info. Go here: http://lnk.ms/5fqZr

If you missed out on the presale, you can still get tickets for my tour on the general onsale. Regular tickets go on sale starting today and tomorrow.

Click here to see when your city goes on sale and grab tickets

Still can't figure out if I'm #TeamJacob or #TeamEdward or #TeamAsianKidwithGlassesThatGoestoSchoolwithEm...

Photo: Damn, I was just about take a photo of a little baby fighting a giant banana, but Kanye has done it... http://tumblr.com/xkq7k8n99

Damn, I was just about take a photo of a little baby fighting a giant banana, but Kanye has done it already and put it on his blog!!!!

Tonights @parksandrec is a great Jerry heavy episode w/guest star Andy Samberg! RT @souljayboytellem Wutup wit Parks tonight mang?

Follow MacGruber on Twitter! RT @Grubes69 Very sorry. Just informed that the past tense of tweet is actually tweeted, not twat. My bad LOL