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Twitter / azizansari 3 Sep 2010, 12:40 am CEST

Hey internet, we need 90210-Parks and Rec opening mashup thingy for 9/02/10! Duke Silver footage to sax solo, come on!!

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Twitter / azizansari 2 Sep 2010, 8:15 pm CEST

Bryan Cranston is hosting SNL on October 2nd!! Amazing. (via @NYMag)

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Twitter / azizansari 2 Sep 2010, 2:20 am CEST

Drunk Louis tweets are thr best! RT @louisck You know how some hedro men have one gay experience in their past? I once blew 32 policeen

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Twitter / azizansari 1 Sep 2010, 7:47 pm CEST

RT @danlevyshow: DENVER! Come out to my comedy central CD recording at Comedy Works this month! Get tickets now: http://tinyurl.com/32yn2k3

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Twitter / azizansari 31 Aug 2010, 11:21 pm CEST

girl was on my shit then she told me she aint like apple juice. i told her ass to leave i luv apple juice #Predicting50CentTweets @50cent

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Twitter / azizansari 31 Aug 2010, 8:07 pm CEST

why rabbits always hopping and shit. sit the fuck down before i shoot you rabbitt #Predicting50CentTweets @50cent

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Twitter / azizansari 31 Aug 2010, 8:04 am CEST

@keenahdunk Luke's Lobster Rolls, Caracas, Shake Shack, Nicky's Vietnamese Sandwiches, NYC Icy

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Twitter / azizansari 31 Aug 2010, 8:00 am CEST

@andrewrutberg hahaha make it (insert fancy delicious chef driven restaurant) and you got me my man

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Twitter / azizansari 31 Aug 2010, 7:47 am CEST

big bang theory, gummy bears, and head. it must be tuesday night. lol #Predicting50CentTweets @50cent

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Twitter / azizansari 31 Aug 2010, 7:24 am CEST

might have to shoot these motherfuckers that keep eatin my peanut m&m's #Predicting50CentTweets @50cent

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Twitter / azizansari 31 Aug 2010, 5:33 am CEST

@grendel20 @omidjooon Apologies if you were kidding, but some ppl legit think I'm getting paid to tweet about music, etc. When not the case.

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Twitter / azizansari 31 Aug 2010, 5:21 am CEST

@Omidjooon Also I've never been paid to Tweet anything, so again, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME.

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Twitter / azizansari 31 Aug 2010, 5:21 am CEST

@Omidjooon PLEASE unfollow me then. I'm an actor and a standup comedian, "Twitter jokes" are not my first love.

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Twitter / azizansari 31 Aug 2010, 4:01 am CEST

@c0stanza Gonna be announced in the next week or so, very excited!

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Twitter / azizansari 31 Aug 2010, 3:58 am CEST

Definitely recommend the Beach House iTunes Session EP --> http://bit.ly/bAOn4Q

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Twitter / azizansari 30 Aug 2010, 1:18 pm CEST

Woops. #WhytheFuckDidIJustEatTwoMcGriddlesBeforetheFlight

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Twitter / azizansari 30 Aug 2010, 12:23 pm CEST

At an airport early morning. #DontEataMcGriddleAzizYouWillRegretIt

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Twitter / azizansari 29 Aug 2010, 9:29 pm CEST

NY I love you, but your food is making me too full... Go to Kajitsu everyone - highly recommended.

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Twitter / azizansari 28 Aug 2010, 10:56 pm CEST

@MelyMonsterKid Cool. Please unfollow asap.

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Twitter / azizansari 28 Aug 2010, 9:23 pm CEST

RT @50cent: Ok look this aint twitter no more this the hood. And if any of you motherfucker say somthing crazy ima shoot the shit outta you

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