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#HurtFingies #YoullUnderstandinaFewHoursWestCoast

RT @ChelseaVPeretti: Dusk in studio city...absolutely gorgeous http://t.co/KmCHtajn

Tonight's Parks and Rec is new at 830/730c on NBC. Ron Swanson and Tom Haverford go bowling. Watch!

Someone near the Parks set is BLASTING Missy Elliott's "Get Ur Freak On." I don't know what's going on. But I approve. #HOLLAAAAAAA

Cause of some promo thing where Lakers won, announcer dude just went "Everyone gets free tacos!" #Best4WordstoHearYelledLoudly

@JLaesch hahaha true!

@Tanya10312000 Family Matters

Like how the DJ at Lakers games drops "Move Bitch" by Luda after blocks are called.

Remember when 90s sitcoms used to do that one episode where one character was really fucking awesome at basketball? #lebringdatback

OH FUCK! Think I'm allergic to peaches. When I eat one, my throat gets itchy. #ThisSucks #ILikePeaches #MayJustPutUpWitDaItchyThroat

@KissMySthrnSass I plan on doing Athens

I added six more small shows in Charleston, SC to benefit my old high school. Tickets here: http://t.co/qVG8Hia4

RT @bing: RT for a chance to win exclusive meet & greet with @AzizAnsari today at the #BingBar. 10 people will win #treatyoself #sundance

@zachwood I never even said practice. It's a run through before I start a new tour. You sound awful though plz don't come.

SALT LAKE CITY PPL: I'm doing three shows at Wiseguys this Sunday to work on new jokes. Tickets here: http://t.co/8ESH6hmT

delocatedblog:

Go here to enjoy some ridiculousness:

http://youtu.be/4pu-ZEinTBw

One of my favorite TV shows is finally coming back in February. This new title sequence has set the bar high. Can’t wait.

Click here to read the TimeOut NY Interview I did.

Along w/@trent_reznor @thelonelyisland @neilhimself, I am taking action against SOPA. To help out: http://t.co/1IqpRI6X

RT @reddit: Andy Samberg, Neil Gaiman, Reznor, Aziz Ansari, Adam Savage & More Tell Congress: Don't Pass PIPA/SOPA In Our Names http://t ...

I'm doing a standup show to benefit my old high school on 2/3 in Charleston, SC. Tickets on sale now: http://t.co/JcOHvjS7