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Comedian Aziz Ansari   

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Twitter / azizansari 27 Jan 2012, 3:10 am CET

#HurtFingies #YoullUnderstandinaFewHoursWestCoast

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Twitter / azizansari 27 Jan 2012, 12:29 am CET

Tonight's Parks and Rec is new at 830/730c on NBC. Ron Swanson and Tom Haverford go bowling. Watch!

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Twitter / azizansari 27 Jan 2012, 12:14 am CET

Someone near the Parks set is BLASTING Missy Elliott's "Get Ur Freak On." I don't know what's going on. But I approve. #HOLLAAAAAAA

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Twitter / azizansari 26 Jan 2012, 7:24 am CET

Cause of some promo thing where Lakers won, announcer dude just went "Everyone gets free tacos!" #Best4WordstoHearYelledLoudly

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Twitter / azizansari 26 Jan 2012, 7:01 am CET

Like how the DJ at Lakers games drops "Move Bitch" by Luda after blocks are called.

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Twitter / azizansari 26 Jan 2012, 7:00 am CET

Remember when 90s sitcoms used to do that one episode where one character was really fucking awesome at basketball? #lebringdatback

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Twitter / azizansari 24 Jan 2012, 8:24 pm CET

OH FUCK! Think I'm allergic to peaches. When I eat one, my throat gets itchy. #ThisSucks #ILikePeaches #MayJustPutUpWitDaItchyThroat

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Twitter / azizansari 24 Jan 2012, 8:05 pm CET

I added six more small shows in Charleston, SC to benefit my old high school. Tickets here: http://t.co/qVG8Hia4

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Twitter / azizansari 21 Jan 2012, 8:43 pm CET

RT @bing: RT for a chance to win exclusive meet & greet with @AzizAnsari today at the #BingBar. 10 people will win #treatyoself #sundance

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Twitter / azizansari 21 Jan 2012, 2:25 am CET

@zachwood I never even said practice. It's a run through before I start a new tour. You sound awful though plz don't come.

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Twitter / azizansari 21 Jan 2012, 1:50 am CET

SALT LAKE CITY PPL: I'm doing three shows at Wiseguys this Sunday to work on new jokes. Tickets here: http://t.co/8ESH6hmT

SNEAK PEEK AT THE NEW DELOCATED OPENING SEQUENCE


Aziz is Bored 20 Jan 2012, 10:05 am CET

delocatedblog:

Go here to enjoy some ridiculousness:

http://youtu.be/4pu-ZEinTBw

One of my favorite TV shows is finally coming back in February. This new title sequence has set the bar high. Can’t wait.

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Twitter / azizansari 18 Jan 2012, 8:37 pm CET

RT @reddit: Andy Samberg, Neil Gaiman, Reznor, Aziz Ansari, Adam Savage & More Tell Congress: Don't Pass PIPA/SOPA In Our Names http://t ...

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Twitter / azizansari 17 Jan 2012, 6:58 pm CET

I'm doing a standup show to benefit my old high school on 2/3 in Charleston, SC. Tickets on sale now: http://t.co/JcOHvjS7

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