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Twitter / azizansari 21 Mar 2010, 8:02 pm CET

Breaking Bad trivia: Actor playing one of "the cousins" has "Fuck You" tattooed ON HIS EYELIDS. I got "Nice" "To Meet You" on mine.

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Twitter / azizansari 21 Mar 2010, 7:34 pm CET

The best show on TV right is BREAKING BAD. Watch that shit. New season premieres tonight at 10/9c on AMC.

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Twitter / azizansari 21 Mar 2010, 6:15 pm CET

Regular ticket onsales for all shows on my standup tour have begun: http://bit.ly/bnGD7m (DM me for scalped Bieber tix.)

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Twitter / azizansari 21 Mar 2010, 11:50 am CET

Audio: Duran Duran - The Chauffeur Just wanted to post this song cause its fucking awesome and I’m listening... http://tumblr.com/xkq7nnsy6

Duran Duran - The Chauffeur Just wanted to post this song cause...


Aziz is Bored 21 Mar 2010, 11:50 am CET


Duran Duran - The Chauffeur

Just wanted to post this song cause its fucking awesome and I’m listening to it now.

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Twitter / azizansari 21 Mar 2010, 10:06 am CET

- Where am I??? I have a cranial massage hat on my head! Ahhhh!

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Twitter / azizansari 19 Mar 2010, 8:01 pm CET

Since people keep asking, I will be crystal clear NO JOKES FROM INTIMATE MOMENTS ON THE NEW TOUR.

If you missed out on the presale, you can still get tickets for...


Aziz is Bored 19 Mar 2010, 7:00 pm CET


If you missed out on the presale, you can still get tickets for my tour on the general onsale. Regular tickets go on sale starting today and tomorrow.

Click here to see when your city goes on sale and grab tickets

Don’t be left scalping em like they were Bieber tickets, act now.

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Twitter / azizansari 19 Mar 2010, 4:55 pm CET

You can also sign up for my mailing list to get ticket sale alerts and other great info. Go here: http://ow.ly/1o9Mh

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Twitter / azizansari 19 Mar 2010, 4:55 pm CET

The Dangerously Delicious Tour pre-sale has ended but the general tickets will be available soon. On-sale times here: http://ow.ly/1o9zV

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Twitter / azizansari 19 Mar 2010, 4:55 pm CET

You can also sign up for my mailing list to get ticket sale alerts and other great info. Go here: http://lnk.ms/5fqZr

If you missed out on the presale, you can still get tickets for...


Aziz is Bored 19 Mar 2010, 4:00 pm CET


If you missed out on the presale, you can still get tickets for my tour on the general onsale. Regular tickets go on sale starting today and tomorrow.

Click here to see when your city goes on sale and grab tickets

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Twitter / azizansari 18 Mar 2010, 9:59 pm CET

Still can't figure out if I'm #TeamJacob or #TeamEdward or #TeamAsianKidwithGlassesThatGoestoSchoolwithEm...

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Twitter / azizansari 18 Mar 2010, 9:48 pm CET

Photo: Damn, I was just about take a photo of a little baby fighting a giant banana, but Kanye has done it... http://tumblr.com/xkq7k8n99

Damn, I was just about take a photo of a little baby fighting a...


Aziz is Bored 18 Mar 2010, 9:48 pm CET


Damn, I was just about take a photo of a little baby fighting a giant banana, but Kanye has done it already and put it on his blog!!!!

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Twitter / azizansari 18 Mar 2010, 9:21 pm CET

Tonights @parksandrec is a great Jerry heavy episode w/guest star Andy Samberg! RT @souljayboytellem Wutup wit Parks tonight mang?

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Twitter / azizansari 18 Mar 2010, 7:20 pm CET

Follow MacGruber on Twitter! RT @Grubes69 Very sorry. Just informed that the past tense of tweet is actually tweeted, not twat. My bad LOL

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